" scuba diver "

 [ "scuba diver" ]

1: The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.

  * e.g.,  ... Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit. 

 [ "scuba diver" ]

1: A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

  * e.g.,  ... The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed. 

 [ "scuba diver" ]

1: scuba diver

  * e.g.,  ... Hary's dad is a scuba diver.  

 [ "scuba diver" ]

2: Someone who regularly uses marijuana. Calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. Scuba divers breath Oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. Would you like to acompany us on a dive?" 

 [ "scuba diver" ]

3: Synonem: Pro Stoner.

 [ "angry scuba diver" ]

1: When a girl is giving you head and right before you cum you go in her nose.Then stick your dick right back in her mouth as if shes drowning.

  * e.g.,  ... angry scuba diver 

 [ "Indian Scuba Diver" ]

1: The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!" 

 [ "Arabian Scuba Diver" ]

1: Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver. 

 [ "silent scuba diver" ]

1: When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

  * e.g.,  ... It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver. 

 [ "Scuba diver pussy" ]

1: When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled

  * e.g.,  ... John - did you fuck Leila bro Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na John- damn bro lucky escape 

 [ "Alabama Scuba Diver" ]

1: When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

  * e.g.,  ... This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver 

 [ "Muddy scuba diver" ]

1: When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

  * e.g.,  ... After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver